Otto's Tour, So Far.

It is a little known fact that gnomes, in order to remain in good standing in the Brotherhood of Gnomes, must, in their lifetime, complete what is known as the Tour de Cleavage. Otto has been in training for le tour for most of his life (about 130 years), and was finally ready to begin earlier this month. So far, he has had 4 stops on his tour and projects that, at the current rate, he will complete the required number of stops in 50 years and earn the coveted Badge de Brassiere along with a place in gnome history as the youngest gnome to receive le badge. Keep on tourin', Otto.